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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

... Allar skemtisøgurnar...

LaTeX kodur

[2017-05-13] Eitt rættuliga góður listi av LaTeX kodum finst á List of LaTeX symbols.

Phoenix Mars Lander lendur á Mars í morgin!

[2007-05-24] Í morgin (sunnudagin 25-05-08) lendur, um alt gongur væl, rúmarfarið Phoenix á Norðpólinum á gongustjørnuni Mars. Hetta er ein sera spennandni lending, tí at økið har Phoenix er ætlað at lenda hevur helst nógv ís, og ein stórur partur av kanningunum hava at gera við um lív hevur verið á gongustjørnuni. Les meira á [www.nasa.gov/phoenix] og [www.nbi.ku.dk/mars].
Greinar um Phoenix: #1 videnskab.dk, #2 Ingeniøren.
Video : Video #1 - NASA TV - NASA TV Media Player
Blogs: [Dansk blog frá Tucson, Arizona] [planetary.org] [Nice! #1]
TV: TV2
portal.fo: [Grein #1]

Eitt nýtt kanningarfar á veg til Mars

[2007-08-24] Fyri stuttum var eitt nýtt kanningarfar sent til gongustjørnuna Mars. Har skal tað lenda nærhendis Norðpólinum og kanna lendi har við m.ø. einum gravi-armi. Mars-bólkurin ið eg eri limur í hevur lati tól til hesa ferð, og ti havi eg funni nakrar greinar um málið her. Grein 1 - Grein 2 - Grein 3

Nørda ting: Hvussu man koyrir Linux á eini Windows teldu.

[21-08-2007] Tað er møguligt at koyra Linux á wini Windows teldu uttan at hava "dual boot" (ein boot loadara), og øllum tí sum kemur við tí. Ein skal bert heinta Microsoft Virtual PC og installera tað. Heinta síðani eina Linux fløgu (Eg havi bert roynt Ubuntu / Kubuntu / Xubuntu) fløge "image", og fylg vegleiðingini á síðuni (linkið) niðanfyri.

Eitt heilt gott "Hvussu-geri-eg" er her. - Ubuntu er gott!

Windows XP shortcuts

Windows XP contains a lot of (mostly) unknown shortcuts and key kombinations. I have obtained a document with a lot of these listed, and am making them available here. Below is the first section of the list, and the full list (original) in HTML format is here.

KeystrokeFunction
Opens the Start menu
+ E Opens My Computer in Windows Explorer
+ Pause/Break Opens the System Properties dialog box
+ U Opens the Utility Manager
+ R Opens the Run… prompt
+ F Opens the Search for Files and Folder window
+ Ctrl + F Opens the search for computers on the network
+ M Minimize all windows
+ Shift + M Maximize all windows (after minimizing them)
+ D Minimize all windows to the desktop, and then restore all Windows
+ L Lock Computer

Help classify galxies

[13-07-07] Make a contribution to science. Help analyze galaxies at galaxyzoo.org.

Myndir frá ECNS 2007.

[02-07-07] Myndir frá ECNS 2007 (4th European Conference on Neutron Scattering). Eitt innlegg um hesa konferansuna er at finna í blogginum hjá mær her.

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