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Finally the teachers strike back. Here is a list of the top ten funny insults that teachers can use to describe those pesky classroom inhabitants. Not malicious, just funny.

1) Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2) I would not allow this student to breed.

3) Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

4) Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

5) The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

6) When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

7) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

8) If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

9) It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

10) The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

... All the jokes...

LaTeX codes

[2017-05-13] A pretty comprehensive list of LaTeX codes is found at List of LaTeX symbols.

New website for Mossbauer fitting program Fit;o)

[2011-02-28] The new website for Fit;o) is at www.fit-nice.eu. Please visit and spread the link, and update your bookmarks.

tvass.eu: A new website and blog for how to do stuff....

[2011-02-28] I have recently lauched a whole website (www.tvass.eu) to mirror the content of my technical blog at new blog site (myhowtodoit.blogspot.com). Please visit and spread the link.

Debian blog articles here on this page...

[2010-11-06] As earlier mentioned I have recently lauched a new blog site. I have now decided to feature the articles that I write in that blog here on this page as well.
So here is the first paper in the series on running and configuring a Debian server on a Linksys NSLU2: How to install debian on the NSLU2.

The my-how-to-do-it

[2010-10-25] I have recentely launched the my-how-to-do-it blog, where I am blogging about all sorts of technical stuff, Bebian linux, backup systems and tips and tricks. Please visit and get some inspiration or find out "how I did it" :-)
The first content on the blog is a series of article-snippets describing how to install Debian linux on the Linksys NSLU2 and to use it as home data center.

Phoenix Mars Lander lands on Mars tomorrow!

[2007-05-24] Tomorrow (sunday 25-05-08) the space probe Phoenix lands, if all goes well on the north pole on Mars. This is a very exiting landing, as the area where Phoenix is intended to land in, most likely is rich in water ice, and a large part of the investigations are related to the search for life. read more on [www.nasa.gov/phoenix] and [www.nbi.ku.dk/mars].
Articles on Phoenix: #1 videnskab.dk, #2 Ingeniøren.
Video : Video #1 - NASA TV - NASA TV Media Player
Blogs: [Dansk blog frá Tucson, Arizona] [planetary.org] [Nice! #1]
TV: TV2
portal.fo: [Article #1]

Neerdy stuff: Running Linux on a Windows PC.

[17-08-2007] It is possible to run linux on a Windows machine without a dual boot and all that comes with that. Just download Microsoft Virtual PC and install it. Then download a Linux CD (I've only tried Ubuntu / Kubuntu / Xubuntu) image, and follow the instructions on the below page (link).

An excelent How-to is here. - You just gotta love Ubuntu!

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