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Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know
him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
man. Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

... All the jokes...

LaTeX codes

[2017-05-13] A pretty comprehensive list of LaTeX codes is found at List of LaTeX symbols.

New website for Mossbauer fitting program Fit;o)

[2011-02-28] The new website for Fit;o) is at www.fit-nice.eu. Please visit and spread the link, and update your bookmarks.

tvass.eu: A new website and blog for how to do stuff....

[2011-02-28] I have recently lauched a whole website (www.tvass.eu) to mirror the content of my technical blog at new blog site (myhowtodoit.blogspot.com). Please visit and spread the link.

Debian blog articles here on this page...

[2010-11-06] As earlier mentioned I have recently lauched a new blog site. I have now decided to feature the articles that I write in that blog here on this page as well.
So here is the first paper in the series on running and configuring a Debian server on a Linksys NSLU2: How to install debian on the NSLU2.

The my-how-to-do-it

[2010-10-25] I have recentely launched the my-how-to-do-it blog, where I am blogging about all sorts of technical stuff, Bebian linux, backup systems and tips and tricks. Please visit and get some inspiration or find out "how I did it" :-)
The first content on the blog is a series of article-snippets describing how to install Debian linux on the Linksys NSLU2 and to use it as home data center.

Phoenix Mars Lander lands on Mars tomorrow!

[2007-05-24] Tomorrow (sunday 25-05-08) the space probe Phoenix lands, if all goes well on the north pole on Mars. This is a very exiting landing, as the area where Phoenix is intended to land in, most likely is rich in water ice, and a large part of the investigations are related to the search for life. read more on [www.nasa.gov/phoenix] and [www.nbi.ku.dk/mars].
Articles on Phoenix: #1 videnskab.dk, #2 Ingeniøren.
Video : Video #1 - NASA TV - NASA TV Media Player
Blogs: [Dansk blog frá Tucson, Arizona] [planetary.org] [Nice! #1]
TV: TV2
portal.fo: [Article #1]

Neerdy stuff: Running Linux on a Windows PC.

[17-08-2007] It is possible to run linux on a Windows machine without a dual boot and all that comes with that. Just download Microsoft Virtual PC and install it. Then download a Linux CD (I've only tried Ubuntu / Kubuntu / Xubuntu) image, and follow the instructions on the below page (link).

An excelent How-to is here. - You just gotta love Ubuntu!

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